Sunday, 10 July 2011
Ramblings: Inappropriate Crushes
OK. I do wrongness on many levels but this is pushing the boundaries. I have a strange crush on Michael Portillo. He's odd looking, older than me and worst of all a Tory, but I just can't help myself. It's something about his voice and his mannerisms and the fleshiness of his face. I know I'm not the only one with a strange and embarrassing crush. I'm just the one with no shame whatsoever. Please feel free to either berate me or share your strange crushes on random unsavoury celebrities. I promise not to mention my crushes on Larry Lamb and John Snow. I'm over Simon Cowell though since his forehead went so weird looking. Phew.