Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Poems: Resume

Tired and weary? If you can't think of a good enough reason to stay alive then at least take Ms Parker's advice.

Résumé    Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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